💬 Remote Tarot Reading (WhatsApp)

🔮 RECEIVE A TAROT READING REMOTELY VIA WHATSAPP!

Need a tarot reading urgently — wherever you are in the world? You’re in luck: we always carry our cards with us! This service is perfect for busy, on-the-go clients who want a bespoke tarot reading, delivered straight to you via WhatsApp. What’s more, you can book this service five days a week!

In this traditional reading, we will explore three of the twelve astrological Houses in order to examine a theme of your choosing to divine guidance for the weeks and months ahead.

During your WhatsApp session you will receive a concise (10-15 minute) recorded video tarot reading, filmed with Ray-Ban Meta Glasses, so you can watch the cards unfold through your reader’s eyes — as if you were seated in our cosy Cornish tarot parlour. No need to show your face or speak on camera: you can enjoy the experience privately and comfortably, and keep the video to revisit anytime. 

Adults 18+ only (ID may be requested). To book, simply choose a core theme for your reading from the list, choose a date and time for your reading to be delivered in the calendar, add to cart, and checkout! After booking, you’ll receive our WhatsApp number — just add us, and send a quick hello 👋, and we’ll connect with you on the date and time you chose to deliver your video!

✨ Your Reader

P. J. Wood (AKA Jordi) is a Ph.D. researcher, folklorist, astrologer, cartomancer, and Puffin Books author/illustrator. He is an IPHM-accredited and insured holistic practitioner. Your reading will be delivered by a real human — no AI, just lived experience and genuine intuition. Jordi reads traditionally, using his own illustrated tarot decks, with a strong emphasis on the mythology and astrology of the cards.

💫 What You’ll Receive

• Our remote video tarot readings are approximately 10-15 minutes
• Created and edited for you as soon as you place your order and delivered on a date and time of your choosing
• Delivered as a video direct to your WhatsApp number, with time to chat to your tarot reader LIVE!
• This is a short and concise reading geared towards clients who want to focus on a specific area of their life, and receive a reading with a fast response time, on a date that is convenient

🥇 Basic Witch Coven Club Membership: Remote Readings, Every Month!

• Want a regular remote tarot reading sent to you every month on WhatsApp? Check out our Basic Witch Coven Club Membership!
• Our INITIATES membership tier (Free!) can book one regular Remote Reading each month with a 10% discount (£20 per booking)
• Our ADEPT membership tier can book up to two regular Remote Readings per month with a 40% discount (£15 per booking) 
• Our MYSTIC membership tier can book up to four regular Remote Readings per month with a 60% discount (£10 per booking)
• A recurring tarot reading subscription with positive, encouraging insight and guidance from the cards for every month ahead!

❌ Cancellations & Refunds

• Due to the speed at which we create and deliver remote readings, cancellations or refunds are not eligible for remote reading orders. We start to produce your video once your order is processed. Thank you for understanding the time and care we put into creating your bespoke tarot reading videos.

🧿 Important Notes (Boundaries & Disclaimer)

Readings are designed to be fun, reflective, and atmospheric — not therapy. If you’re experiencing serious emotional distress, please seek support from a qualified professional.

We do not answer questions about health, legal matters, or third parties. Rudeness, intoxicated clients or aggression will end the chat session with no refund, and your number will be blocked.

Tarot readings are for entertainment purposes only and are not a substitute for professional advice.

Video readings remain under the copyright of Basic Witch, are for personal use only, and must not be shared without permission.

We provide readings that encourage positivity and deliver them in a gentle and relaxed style, and whatever the cards have in store we always remind our clients that the cards may be fixed — but your life choices aren’t 💜